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twig boy cooks – creamy vegan chickpea curry

twig boy cooks – creamy vegan chickpea curry

Twig boy is me. I am getting old. The older I get, the less spicy food I can handle. That’s just a (sad) fact of my life. As a sapling (that’s either brilliant or really, truly awful) I could devour vindaloos with the best of […]

twig boy cooks – five bean fiery chilli.

twig boy cooks – five bean fiery chilli.

This one goes out to all the citizens of my ex-home country suffering in the freezing cold winter chill of whatever storm it is you are facing. Heat up your night with this genius five bean fiery chilli. It will 100% warm you up. This […]

twig boy cooks – TBFT, the saviour of a nation in despair.

twig boy cooks – TBFT, the saviour of a nation in despair.

TWIG BOYS FRIED TOFU IS HERE AND IT’S READY TO TAKE ON THE BIG BOYS. Yes. The time has come to rise up and reap the rewards of the (delightful) misfortune that has hit the nations’ favourite chicken murderers sellers. Yes. The time has come […]

twig boy cooks – my ode to Floyd. A mushroom, pea and booze risotto

twig boy cooks – my ode to Floyd. A mushroom, pea and booze risotto

Keith, twig boy raises a glass and salutes you. An absolute legend, you inspired me and a million other pretend cooks. You were, and are a genius. We salute you with a large glass of vinho branco, well, the bit of the bottle we didn’t put […]

twig boy cooks – a super simple soy chunk stir fry

twig boy cooks – a super simple soy chunk stir fry

A super simple, super healthy soya stir fry. You can add pretty much anything you like to this dish and have carte blanche to add extra chillies or spices. Get creative and enjoy. Ingredients. Serves – 1. Preparation time – 20 minutes. Cooking time – […]

twig boy cooks – healthy oven-baked falafels

twig boy cooks – healthy oven-baked falafels

Yes, I said it, oven-baked falafel. It works, trust me. They are not fal-awful. Unlike that joke. That was terrible. Seriously, try them with a bit of salad, a dressing of your choice and one of our genius wholemeal pitta breads. It’s good! Ingredients. Makes […]

twig boy cooks – pizza base and tomato sauce

twig boy cooks – pizza base and tomato sauce

Basically, a basic base for a bread-based beauty that you combine with a tasty, tangy tomato treat tailor-made for topping. Or something like that. Ingredients. Makes 1 – 2 top pizza bases and sauce. Pizza base 250g flour 1 packet instant yeast 2 tbsp olive oil […]

twig boy cooks – tikka soya balti madras curry (vegetarian or vegan, it’s adaptable)

twig boy cooks – tikka soya balti madras curry (vegetarian or vegan, it’s adaptable)

That sounds like a mouthful and it is. But it’s a tasty one. Ingredients. Serves 4. Prep time – 25 minutes plus marinating. Cooking time – 35 minutes. Tikka Masala Marinade 2 cups dried soya chunks, rehydrated 1 pot yoghurt, use a vegan alternative if […]

twig boy cooks – deep fried crispy shredded seitan with hot and sour sauce

twig boy cooks – deep fried crispy shredded seitan with hot and sour sauce

All heil seitan. Deep fried crispy shredded seitan. It really is quite cosmic and a lot better than the food I find in my local Chinese restaurants. This recipe is incredibly easy to make and you can alter the sauce ratios quite easily to suit […]

twig boy cooks – slow cooked sunday fake and ale pie

twig boy cooks – slow cooked sunday fake and ale pie

A big old satisfying pie that’s incredibly vegan and easy to make. Glorious. What more do you need to know? Ingredients. Serves – up to 4. Prep time – 10 minutes. Cooking time – up to 6 hours. N.B. Best cooked in a slow cooker […]